Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Pocket Bike Singapore

Danger is my middle name

Potrebbe sembrare, ai più, che Seavessi faccia una vita all’insegna della bonaccia, in cui il pericolo più pressante è costituito dalla presenza di talpe in giardino.

Ma Seavessi è una mamma, e come tutte le mamme (sì moms-to-be, pure voi) sanno, questo significa che è una specie di rambo pronta a tutto, soprattutto a prevedere l’imprevedibile.




Seavessi, fresh cesarean faced without blinking (it must be said) Body poussoir with the fearsome, almost IMBoss to open and close, and most importantly-containing the Infanta and her screaming Pannolo BombaH.

Seavessi fearlessly faced the dressing of the umbilical cord, while repeating _ NonnaG shocked but eh come, non viene la puericultrice dell’ospedale a cambiarla? No NonnaG, la puericultrice dell’ospedale è una figura mitologica di cui si è persa traccia a fine anni ’70. Noi mamme di oggi con una mano ci smazziamo la medicazione e con l’altra prepariamo le lasagne al pesto.

Seavessi è passata attraverso le forche caudine della Sesta Malattia, in cui gli Infanti così da un momento all’altro prendono fuoco e rimangono in fiamme per tre giorni, e solo alla fine quando sfiammano compaiono i puntini benedetti e si tira un sospiro di sollievo, oooh beh, era solo la Sixth.

Seavessi faced with drawn sword the fierce Entering the Nest, which has unsheathed his legendary weapons ohmacosìpiccola and poverabimbachissàcomecisoffre .

Seavessi has gone through the Scylla and Charybdis of return to work, and nothing is worth the terrible macometiservonoaltripermessi , Seavessi head high and heart beyond the obstacle is passed over .

Seavessi has survived, indeed with some ailment, even the dreaded Christmas play.

But none of this had prepared Seavessi to what happened yesterday afternoon.

Seavessi-porch, afternoon, outdoor day.

Seavessi bucolic scenes of Infanta and that drying clothes in the sun. Seavessi you can enjoy the warmth and the smell drugs softener, and lose sight of the Infanta for a millisecond.

He turns and sees the Infanta, looking possessed, running toward her from behind the corner the house.

instantly think of the robbers thieves to kidnap children to the meteorite to the Maya Ufi and Jacob, and lose those 10 years of life, so much.

Infanta _UUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHH!

Seavessi ( sympathy ) _ UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH!! INFANT!

Infanta _A-RI-UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH

Seavessi ( realizing that they are completely alone, the Infanta is not visibly injured, there are no meteorites in sight and the sky is clear of hostile aliens ) _Infanta but porcapuffetta , what What? You made me scared!!

Infanta ( air by James Bond ) _But no mother, no tomb paiùla. Glide send it via the ELP sharks, so do not give you fattìdio.


Seavessi wants it to Velma.

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