The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Seavessi does not agree: the road to hell is paved with things we take for granted.
Seavessi Infanta believed that in its budget was provided with a healthy skepticism Piedmont. Until a few months ago, the only cartoon that can silence the Infanta for more than 18 seconds was The Simpsons, and the question was more dangerous lurking _ Dize ciucciami calsino the flaws? It sucks the pacifier, not the calsino!
(not just skeptical, even pistino)
At the end of last summer in Seavessi-family Sclèc made his entrance, in all its forms and manifestations. Four films from four quard looped with obliged to do MaritoNP Puss In Boots and Seavessi doubt that received compliments type _ mom how beautiful you are when you put the tlucchi, you're beautiful as plinzipessa Fiona.
When MaritoNP Seavessi and tried to throw it on the classic, she came un'Infanta who laughed in front of the witch from Snow White and Cinderella challenged because (Sclèc docet) in your opinion Prince Charming was bad and pussone .
So when in a fit of zeal Ziesche Ziabella the Infanta offers a DVD of The Jungle Book (not the Disney version, another one), not Seavessi We think too much, we say that the Infanta sarebbe piaciuto vedere qualche animale diverso dalle talpe più o meno vive, dai leprotti e dai gatti abituali frequentatori della Seavessi-casa.
Mette su il dvd, e se ne va in cucina (a tre metri di distanza) a preparare la torta di broccoli.
Un quarto d’ora dopo si ritrova a consolare un’Infanta devastata perché nel dvd ci sono una mamma e un papà che perdono il loro bimbo nella giungla.
Seavessi, qui fa il secondo big mistake, believing that the problem parents are stunned that loses ono child, and reassures the infant that is just a story, moms and dads do not forget the children either in the jungle nor the nursery, and otherwise YOU would not have been lost in alcundove.
Bon end there.
Or not.
Seavessi house, bedroom, interior evening.
Infanta and pajamas and bedridden and finally going down the lid, while the Seavessi tells the tale of the Grande Torino, and do not say that it is not suitable because Seavessi the telling and always look as good coming up.
Refrain sarcastic comment, please.
Seavessi _. .. and then the angels were sad because they did not have anyone to play ball ...
Infanta _But were in the jungle?
Seavessi _ no dear, they were in heaven. And then looked on the ground and saw a beautiful stadium that was called Philadelphia ...
Infanta _But ela in the jungle?
Seavessi _No love, is in Turin, where there are NonnoR and NonnaF, remember that we went there?
Infanta _ but Toliver is the jungle?
Sevaessi _But no love ... the jungle is very far ....
Infanta _ is a (small town in Liguria ) the jungle?
Seavessi _amore my no, the jungle is far, far away, you have to go by plane.
Infanta _mamma we will not go into the jungle, we go to kindergarten.
Seavessi _certo love, I'm sorry you've been afraid. We do not go into any jungle tomorrow and throw away the DVD.
Infanta _va good mother, but you are a bit 'with me. Buognagnotte.
10 minutes later, just re-opening the eyes
Infanta _mamma?
Seavessi _si my love?
Infanta _ the jungle is a cchifèssa.
Seavessi _certo love, the jungle is crap.
Infanta _it is full of Velma.
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